Drinking Games

Take a sip of beer if:
McCain says "Financial Crises"
Obama says "Depression"
McCain says "Fannie Mae"
Obama says "Bailout"
Obama says "Change"
McCain says "Victory"
Obama says "terrorism"
McCain says "September 11"
Anyone blames "the media"
One candidate interrupts another candidate
One candidate compliments the other

Take two sips of beer if:
Obama mentions blogs
McCain says "surrender"
McCain mentions Jeremiah Wright
Obama says "more of the same"
McCain mentions Obama's "bitter" comment
Either candidate talks past their time limit
McCain refers to Russia, Georgia or the Ukraine
McCain says "the Surge"
John McCain asks the moderator to repeat a question


Finish Your Beer:
Anyone in the audience gets dragged out of the auditorium
Anyone says "occupation in Iraq"
Anyone mispronounces any word or name
Anyone uses a sports metaphor
Anyone attempts to speak Spanish to pander to Latinos
McCain says he would rather lose and election than lose a war
McCain jumbles Obama and Osama
Anyone says anything that gets bleeped out

Drink A Full Beer or take a Shot:
If McCain Doesn't show up